Here, from Our Lady of Weight Loss, 10 #Halloween quotes to chew on, reminding you that #Halloween is about more than candy!

Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch. ~ Catherynne M. Valente

The first time I called myself a ‘Witch’ was the most magical moment of my life. ~ Margot Adler

Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It’s true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. ~ Linda Bozzo

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.  ~ Author  Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.  ~ Erma Bombeck

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. ~ Emily Dickinson

Clothes make a statement.  Costumes tell a story. ~ Mason Cooley

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.  ~ Henry David Thoreau

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….  ~Nicholas Gordon

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving.  The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.  ~Kim Elizabeth

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Janice Taylor
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