Sacrifice Your Twinkie by Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Artist / Self-Help Artist

Want to Lose It?  Then…Sacrifice Your Twinkie.
Sometimes it’s that simple!

Plain and Simple!!  Do not keep any of the devil’s food in your home.  Get rid of it NOW!  Throw it out, give it to a neighbor, donate it to your local church, ship it overseas. Get rid of it NOW!

No, not later. NOW!  Keeping it would be a masochistic act.  Don’t even try to use your children as an excuse.

Here is a Weight Loss Mantra – a few words with great meaning and spiritual depth that you may chant as you are tossing your cookies.

Surrender – forego – let it go – sacrifice!
Surrender – forego – let it go – sacrifice!
Surrender – forego – let it go – sacrifice!  … Sacrifice the Twinkie.

NOW that you have rid yourself of all foods that call your name – meaning you’re only left with mustard and catsup in the fridge, let’s take this opportunity to clean it! … (excerpt from All Is Forgiven, Move On:  Our Lady of Weight Loss’s 101 Fat Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville)

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Enjoy!

Spread the word–NOT the icing!

Janice
Dictated but not read by OLWL.  Excuse all typos!

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